How do you annoy and aggrivate a hairdresser at a hair salon?

Like... annoy her enough to make her really want to lose her temper!?How do you annoy and aggrivate a hairdresser at a hair salon?
Oh thats easy. Just pretend everytime they touch your hair it hurts. Be a big baby everytime scissors ever come near your ear.





This is a lovely mix of my brother and sister from when they were young. I can't guarantee that they wont stick the scissors in your eye though.How do you annoy and aggrivate a hairdresser at a hair salon?
First say that you want a certain style of a hairdo then when she gets everything ready say that tyou change your mind and do it over and over. That'll piss her off.


Or call her a 2 dollar sl*t with some saggy t*tties.
I have a feeling you won't have to try very hard to do this, you must be good at it. Actually, don't do it. If you don't like this hairdresser, go to another salon. It just isn't worth it, and you will be the big emotional loser.
Is she doing your hair at that time? If she is I don't think it would be a good idea to make her angry do you?
Talk about how much your last hairdress did and how much better she was and that you don't think she's doing a good job. Just keep going on and onlike that.
start playing with all her equipment spin in her chair start spraying her products and make up stories about her hair cuts like Mrs.______ is still trying to get over that porcupine haircut you gave her, say it loud enough for customers to hear, talk about her man and how dirty he is and that he smells bad maby he should get that porcupine haircut it would be an improvement slop water from the sink all over the floor spill hair dye on a customers blouse, I guarantee that with that kind of chaos she will not only want to loose her temper she probably will why do you ask????
First of all why? And here is what I would do, ask her who did her hair. Then say omg did you pay someone to design your shop? I would ask for your money back!! And then you can piss her off by saying, did you know those pants or w/e she wearing make your butt look big?!!


Good Luck!!
why would you want to? grow up
Keep correcting the way she does everything.





My mother was in that line of work all her life, I could always tell when she was getting mad and it almost always happened when some nobody was telling her how to cut, curl, or color hair. You could pop popcorn in the pocket of her shop apron.
you don't.:)
my friends mom always told me there are two people you should never ever annoy





1. Your waitress


~she can spit in your food


2. Your hairdresser


~ she can ';accidentally'; mess up your hair





so i suggest you dont aggrivate her
say somthing about her mother that will work
why would you want to? she is cutting your hair! you could walk out regretting it BIG TIME